Seen @Soundlyawake’s Shit Girls Say To Gay Guys, and @Chescaleigh’s Shit White Girls Say To Black Girls? (If you haven’t, you should)

Have people ever thought about the absolutely absurd things people who aren’t multiracial say to multiracial people? Someone needs to make this video, now. Here are some suggestions:

• “What are you?”
• “Are you sure you’re [insert race]?”
• “You’re not really [insert race], you liar!”
• “You have to choose one or the other!”
• “That makes you like an oreo, right?”
• “Did you perm your hair?”
• “Is your hair real or is it just a weave?”
• “What do you check on the census?”
• “Have you ever wished you were born just one race?”
• “You don’t have mixed people hair”

The list goes on and on and on. Someone make this, please.

(Thank you to my lovely friends on Twitter who helped suggest some of these. Feel free to suggest more if you’d like)